Monday, May 2, 2011

Pool #2: Body Issues

MC Lacrosse TOB Pool 2 baby.



Same rules, See the nominations after the jump.

Check back Wednesday for Pool 3

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If its a play in list the number and the person you vote for



1 Ian’s third eyebrow
              Not one, not two, but three eyebrows
2 Jared's toupee
            No, seriously, is your hair a toupee?
3 Zach Cureton's sleepwear
              If you don’t know, you don’t wanna know
4 Steve’s hygiene
             Showers once a month, brushes his teeth on a once a week time frame, certainly never clips his finger                 nails, never washes his hands, even after he craps and uses his hands to wipe instead of toilet paper.
5 Kennys excessively sweaty hands
They may legitimately produce 1 liter of sweat each hour. It’s a medical condition (hyperhidrosis)
6 Mulhaul's BO
He used to go days without showering or wearing deodorant. This was while he was going on 15 mile hike-runs regularly too.
7 Petter’s nose
            More accurately, Petter’s snout.
8 Gerharts baldness/peaks
            Power alleys               
9 Connallys bald spot
            It’s okay, you can’t change your genetics
10 Nichol's jew fro or Nichols jersey shore cut
            I really can’t decide which is worse
11 Corrigans boxers
More accurately, Ricucci’s boxers. Pat Corrigan used to steal Ricucci’s boxers, wear them for a few days, turn them inside-out, wear them for another few days, and return them to Ricucci’s clean clothes drawer.
12 Rod’s stinky feet
13 Hamiltons hair v Steve Feltner’s freshman year hair
            Dreadlocks vs. Geico Caveman
14 Play in: Jess Rodgers v Josh Mueller v Josh Hoffman-battle of the gingers
15 Play in: Nate’s v Mike Kancaid’s body hair sweater

15 comments:

  1. 1, 4, 12, 13Feltner

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  2. Like a gypsy... BO and dirt. Classic.

    1, 3, 11, 13 Feltner.

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  3. by Steve you mean Feltner... just clearing that up

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  4. 1, 2, 8, 9 (hilarious description)

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  5. And yes, to clarify, in number 4 Steve refers to Steve Feltner

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  6. 2, 7, 8.... buswell has the stinkiest feet, i dont thing Rod's can compare

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  7. 4 6 and definitely 11...although with corrigan as a drug cop in baltimore he may have turned into vic mackey from the shield...heads up!

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