Pool #4: Stupidity

Pool #4

All kinds of stupid things inside
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Stupidity

1 The idea to go to WV for spring break... Twice

2 Kenny turning the wrong way onto 15 at 4 in the morning.

Kenny was at Baker’s with JJ and a group of freshmen on the women’s soccer team. Upon leaving the diner, Kenny turned left out of the parking lot onto the wrong side of a DIVIDED highway. Thinking quickly, he hopped the median, narrowly avoiding a semi-truck and the death of three freshman girls he barely knew.

3 GMo putting his cell in the microwave

When you drop your phone in water, its never a good idea to dry it out in the microwave

4 Morgan-"for herrrrrrrrrrrr"

Morgan was cleaning the apartment in anticipation of Bess’s arrival. When asked why he was so stressed about cleaning, he replied in a Justin Beiberesque voice, “Forrr Heeerrrrrr”

5 Phil putting pot of water in microwave

6 Morgan making his groomsmen buy Nantucket reds

            Tie: $75

            Pants: $80

            Shoes: $70

            Blazer: $100

Being pissed that you had to spend so much money to be in your friend’s wedding: Priceless

7 Teddy telling a joke

“Haha, you smell like murder she wrote, haha” I still can’t figure out how “murder she wrote” could possible describe any sort of smell

8 Nate Windon's piss filled Gatorade bottles

Nate didn’t want to walk all the way down the hall to go to the bathroom his freshman year, so he kept gatorade bottles near his bed in which he could urinate. Full bottles accumulated around his bed and remained there for long periods of time

9 Grants (alleged) ADHD

10 “Hey Pete, Hey Pete”

11 Fletner’s hook ups

12 Kenny graduating for Morgan

            Sunday evening before a test:

            Kenny: Morgan, don’t you have a test tomorrow?

            Morgan: Yea, I’ve been studying all day

            Kenny: I’ve been with you all day, you’ve studied for maybe 15 minutes

13 Play in: Koz's exaggeration vs. Morgan's exaggeration

14 Play in: John Dennis' tattoos v Connaly’s tattoos v Buzz’s lax tat

15 Play in: Morgan v Steve's 3 mile time excuses



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