As the school year winds down, I'm taken back to relive the end of my high school years.
No, I'm not talking about puberty or awkward relationships, I'm talking superlatives. Little have you all known, but we've been keepin a close eye on all of you all year to determine who would be most deserving. These are answers to the most vital, groundbreaking, and life changing questions of your college careers. So light up a cig, put on an extra pair of underwear, and brace yourself. You may or may not like what you find after the jump.
Most likely to steal someone else's checker gift:
Everhart
Most likely to run for president:
Jared Nies
Most likely to get punched in the face by coach:
Greg Morrissey
Most likely to join the military:
Zac Smith
Most likely to go to jail:
Zac Smith - indecent exposure / urinating in public.
Most likely to get never-minded (other than Kara Silvis):
Hayden
Most likely to miss the away game bus:
Zach Cureton - when you cant hear your alarm going off, this may be a problem.
Most likely to make it on "To Catch a Predator":
Matt Danmyer (Grace Lewis) - though with that mustache Phil should be considered as well.
Most likely to become a pastor:
Matt Emerson
Most likely to wake up in a dumpster (or the woods):
Drew Cortese
Most likely to become a household name:
Heath - Fitness Model
Most likely to become a coach:
Pett - MC Lax camp champions 2010
Most likely to be in an adult film:
Buswell - Gotta Snatch 'Em All
Most likely to have their own reality TV show:
Happy Hour With Morrissey and Nichols
Most likely to start smoking:
Grant - always claims to be so stressed, no one can figure out why.
Most mysterious:
Slocum
Most likely to break down and cry:
Pete, classic
Most likely to get in a car accident:
Coach
Most likely to fall off the grid:
Zach Cureton
Most likely to change someones life for the better:
Wissler (also the most huggable, though Danmyer is also considerably huggable)
Most talkative:
Coach Luke
Most likely to get a 4.0:
N/A
Most likely to write a book:
Steve Koz (How to Throw a Curve Ball)
Most likely to sit in the back of the bus:
Elcock
Most likely to lose everything in a get rich quick scheme:
Sproles
Most likely to live in his parents house until hes 40:
Keiper
Most likely to enjoy a bad movie:
JJ
Most likely to not wear the pants in the relationship:
Korey Bosley
Most likely to find hidden treasure:
Tanner
Most likely to become the favorite teacher in school:
Mr. Geating
Most likely to succeed:
Jess Rogers - already overcome so much, so resilient.
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Most likely to punch coach in the face... Morrissey
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