Pool #1: Lacrosse

As Promised, the first Pool of the Tournament of Bad from Kenny.


Full list after the break



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1  Tbob breaking Hamilton’s collarbone

During a captain’s practice in the fall of 2006, Tyler Lee body checked Hamilton, breaking his collarbone and causing him to miss multiple seasons.

2  Feltner and Cardinal Gibbons epic fail in MIAA-C 'ship game

            1. Sang “We are the Champions” on the way TO the game

2. Feltner “caught cramps” after chasing the ball out of bounds.. Looked like he got taken out by a sniper

3. Lost to Nate Windon and Chapelgate

3  Rod’s (lack of) athleticism

            Has anyone ever seen him throw a football, play volleyball, or play basketball? Ew

4  Mulhaul sucker punching Cucci

            I don’t remember why, but Mulhaul punched Nick Ricucci in the face one day

5  Feltner’s actual athleticism compared to his athleticism “on paper”

Bench: 255, Squat: Who knows, Calves: Huge, 40 yd dash: 4.6

Despite these facts, when carrying the ball in his stick he looks like an ostrich. Additionally, his failed attempts to jump routes in flag football, along with his numerous dropped passes, cost the tribe many touchdowns over the years

6  Baden falling over his own shoe to miss a goal on an open net this year

            Self explanatory... NARP

7  Everharts “turfs”

            Hey Everhart, they don’t play baseball in the Metrodome anymore

            (Picture before jump)

8  Latimer’s self-talk

            “I’m such a fag!”

9  Gerhart moving at don’t get injured speed

Gerhart once told me he never ran faster than 70% because he was afraid of getting injured

10 Kenny’s super-poke

“We’ve got Kenny Allen out there, throwin’ POKE CHECKS, and WE’RE DROPPING THE BALL” -GGW

11 Pete’s swim dodge

            Paul Rabil called... he said “you suck!”

12 Brents rash(es)/jock rot

            He had a fungal infection so potent that it spread to his fingers just from scratching it.

13 Eric’s lefty shot on the run

            Almost as good as Koz’s curve shot

14 Pete’s unnecessary celebration against Essex

Dude, Pete, it’s only a scrimmage

16 Two Coach Quotes: “Your getting your kicked teeth in” v “Playing Virginia 10-9 going into overtime”

            Both GGW quotes. Classic.

Vote for your top four but just leaving the numbers in a comment (comment as anonymous if your scared, its ok)