The letter and video to go along with it after the jump
Cover Letter:
Alright, kids, this is the part where you’re going to need to strap on your thinking caps, put nose to the grindstone, and get down to bid-ness because the Hunt to end all Hunts is now upon you.
Can you feel it - the electricity in the air?
Okay: Consider this your cover letter. Yes, that means you can wad the effer up and throw
it away once you’re done reading it – nothing on here is gonna save your life or make that ultimate little difference between Glory Eternal and Abject Failure . . . unless, of course, it does.
But you’ve got about a half hour to look through this list before the Hunt begins in earnest, so I suggest taking just a BIT of your precious Scavenging Time to light a cig, blink once or twice (it’s gonna be a little while before you get another chance to blink slowly), pop your knuckles and read this chunk of paper cover to cover.
You might want to change into some clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty, too.
You’ll thank me later. Oh, and while your Team Captain is reading this out-load to your players, somebody should check to make certain that you’ve got a few towels and a little bit of cash for gas.
Now, first things first:
Feel free to think outside the box. If an entry says ‘Hold a doughnut without using your hands or mouth’ you don’t HAVE to stick your wiener through it. Heck, you can balance it on your head or hold it with your elbows. But there are a FEW short restrictions that we HAVE to address, just so nobody can claim that we were never clear on the topics.
In order, these are:
1. ‘Entire Team’ means your ENTIRE TEAM – You WILL require an outside party to get all of your team in one single frame. Complete strangers are often really helpful in this regard.
2. ‘Person, Place or Thing’ means ACTUAL item – You may NOT take a photo of a photo of something, nor may you find the image online and pretend that you took the pic.
3. ‘Someone’ can be ANYONE – A friend, relative, a teammate, a roommate, a stranger, a cop, a waitress, we don’t care; we just want that action immortalized digitally.
4. ‘Stranger’ means someone you DO NOT KNOW – And once they’ve taken a shot with you, they are now family. Every Stranger picture will require someone NEW.
5. ‘Teammate’ means one of the people signed up on your team, one of the folks who are on your team and appear in every single Entire Team picture.
6. Each picture may count only for one item, a shot of a deer in headlight giving birth is worth only ‘deer in headlights’ or ‘something giving birth’ NOT BOTH.
7. If we cannot figure out what your picture is, we will not count it.
8. More creativity can earn you bonus points. We’re very generous with these points.
9. Under the Do... section, it is not required that you take a photo just that you show up to the finish with task completed. However if you wish to do two conflicting tasks, you can take a photo and then show up with/as the next task and still receive the points.
10. Every 5 minutes late equals negative 3 points.
11. All final judgments are just that, FINAL.
Have fun, be safe, and be smart. Remember who you’re representing. Don’t cause trouble!
That’s it, kids. If you have any questions call us at
1(716) 998-8539. Ask for – “I have a hemorrhoid, is there a doctor available to see me?”...
- The Seniors
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