A sophomore transfer from Lycoming College, Danmyer is a 6'5" Jack and The Beanstalk Giant who chops arms like George Washington chops trees.
The other day I had a chance to sit down with Matt between his quadrupole meat Chipotle burrito and pre-practice poop. We uncovered a lot; including his preference for Carrie Underwood, acceptable movie theater interactions, and a little known fact about Noah's Ark.
Get to know him after the jump, you don't wanna miss the unveiling of the secret location where his tattooed middle name resides.
TB3R: What is the most unsportsmanlike thing you have ever done?
MD: The most unsportsmanlike thing I have ever done did not take place as a player but as a spectator. In High School I went to a lot of basketball games my senior year with the sole intention of just making fun of the other team. I would wait until the opposing team would pick up the ball out of bounds then grind sensually inches behind them as they passed in. I would also attend wrestling matches last year wearing my own wrestling singlet and challenge the opposing team myself.
TB3R: Preferred goal celebration?
MD: I prefer the high step all the way back to my side of the field but if resources are available and teammates are willing I have always wanted to attempt the human bicycle.
TB3R: Katy Perry or Carrie Underwood?
MD: Carrie Underwood. Even though I am very attracted to Katy Perry's all-American beauty and catchy tunes it still cant outweigh Carrie Underwood's wholesome and endearing personality.
TB3R: Who is your favorite player on the lacrosse team?
MD: I would say Big Z. He is a stud in the cage. Off the field, he shares my love for Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap and Chipolte.
TB3R: Describe yourself in a 4 word sentence.
MD: Milk is for babies
TB3R: In your Ipod?
MD: A lot of Hillsong United and David Crowder with a little bit of Boyce Avenue. I don't need much else.
TB3R: What are your favorite hobbies?
MD: I love to read and discuss, lifting, playing lax, giving awkward hugs and diving into the deep pools of friendship.
TB3R: At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
MD: Right. Holding hands with the lady friend lefty is just awkward and eating popcorn with the non-dominant hand is out of the question. But I'm willing sacrifice if needed.
TB3R: Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?
MD: I have heard that it is because the flavoring comes from concord grapes and since they do not travel or store well.
TB3R: Where did Noah keep the woodpeckers on the Ark?
MD: They were rotated between the cages of the other avian animal types. except the predatory ones...that would just be silly.
TB3R: What is another word for "thesaurus"?
MD: I have a very limited knowledge on types of dinosaurs; but based on the Greek origins I would say the closest relative to it would be a stegosaurus.
TB3R: What's your favorite romantic movie?
MD: Return to Me. Very underrated but the music is fantastic.
TB3R: Who would you most want to be stuck in an elevator with?
MD: I would say the standard Jesus. But if not a chef fully capable of making chipotle burritos,sushi and naked juice.
TB3R: If you had to get a lower back tattoo what would you get and why?
MD: I would have to say an outline of motorcycle handles filled in with the american flag waving majestically. This would show that I am a rebel but that I also bleed red, white and blue.
Also, feel free to check out his Messiah Lacrosse roster bio for some additional information.
funny... all this time I thought his name was Dan Myers
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