Saturday, April 30, 2011

SPREAD THE WORD: MC Lacrosse Tournament of Bad


A brain child of Kenny Allen, the MC Lax Tourny of Bad.  I let the words of Ken-bone himself run you through the process:

OK, so here's the deal, 
This sports talk radio show that I listen to during work (Zach, the Boers and Bernstein Show) does this thing called the Tournament of Bad. Basically, they come up with all the "bad" things that have occurred in the last year (most of them are funny) and make a tournament that coincides with the NCAA bball tourney. They determine who advances by listeners either texting their votes or voting online.
I was thinking it would be funny if we did a MC Lax version of this. I thought of it too late to have it match up with March madness, so we could either just do it whenever because it will be funny, or wait and do it along with the NCAA lax tournament. I already got the green light from Phil to use The B003 Room as a medium for this and I'm figuring we can do like a round a week and people can vote in the comments section of the blog for the team they want to advance.
So, what do I need from you bros? I need ideas for "teams" to include in the tournament. I'm thinking we can do 64 teams because so much "bad" stuff has happened over the last 4 or 5 years. 
Hope to see you all sooner than later,
Kenny "Longarms Leg-Slayer" Allenbonewrench

Ok, so we've already got the 4 bracket titles and 64+ "teams."

Its going to work a little differently than what Ken had envisioned, as we're going to give you 4 pools of "teams" and for each pool you vote for the top 4 that you like.  The 2 "teams"/events/people receiving the most votes in each pool will move on to a bracket tournament. 

Spread the word and check back tomorrow morning for the "Lacrosse" pool. Theres some pretty ridiculously stupid things waiting.





Friday, April 29, 2011

MD and RA

Haha. So Hayden and Sean had a presentation due on the day of one of our games... so their prof had them film it for the class to watch.  I let Sean borrow my camera to film it and I never figured I would even look at it.  But after a few days I went through my videos to delete the ones they took, but before I did, I decided to just check them out.  Aha man I'm glad I did.  I don't know whats worse, Sean stumbling over his words, or Hayden's awkward body movements.


Blooper reel after the jump.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Kieper Peep Show

Somewhere along the way, this short video clip got lost in the chaos of The B003 Room... thought I'd throw it up anyway just for fun.



If you've ever wanted to see Sean in his undies check it out after the jump.

Hurricane Grantham

Crazy rain and thunderstorms crashed into Grantham again last night (woke us all up and scared Rod in his sleep)...



T. Jones got stranded on his way back from Lottie and had to spend all night and morning stuck on this bench like a hurricane survivor

Lottie Talk

So last week I found myself getting caught up in some Lottie talk. Luckly I had my camera with me to capture some of it...


More pics and Krosskove's imitation of Paul after the jump.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Sproles and Marla

Earlier today some B001 ladies (and Nichols) went to capture Sproles, Marla, and Larry and the Bumble Bees singing "How Great Is Our God"



Similar video to "Game Faces" but certainly not as funny. Check it out after the jump.

B001's Kourt On Guitar

Check back later for Sproles and Marla singing "How Great is Our God."

Hump Day

funny pictures from school days21

Thug life. Hope this gets you through your Wednesday

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Prom Season

With Prom 2011 just around the corner in many areas of the country, Petters had the genius idea to give everyone a flashback to some of the best lacrosse player's Prom pictures.



Check it out after the jump.


Run Run Run

I don't even know what to say about this.. ahhhh

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Nichols Playing With His Pickles

Ever since playing LVC last year, poor Andrew Nichols has never been the same.  He no longer functions like a normal college student, but has digressed into an alternate reality, believing he is a two year old and that the guys on the team are characters from the childhood show Rug-Rats. These are some of the results of what has happened to him.

We wont make you jump for the video. Enjoy it right here:

Photo of The Day

Candid pic of Korey B gettin his flirt on in Lottie

Friday, April 22, 2011

Coffee House

Early Sunday night the lacrosse team's very own Alex Wissler had a crowd of fellow students hanging on his every word with his Coffee House medley. If it wasn't his smooth voice that had the ladies weak at the knees, it must have been his tight pants.



If you missed out, your in luck. Comin to you straight from the B003 Room we got highlights after the jump


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Game Day LVC

With LVC coming into Grantham tomorrow night for a 7 o'clock match up, we wanted to go back to last year when Nichols got WELCOMED TO COLLEGE by LVC's goalie.

Click to View Full-Screen Image

Video after the jump

Monday, April 18, 2011

Mustache Bash

Mustache Bash, Messiah v Widener



In light of the Pete Wiemer game coming up Tuesday night, some of the guys on the team have been growin' out their man hair to show Widener theres only room in this conference for one undefeated team.

Giddy-up cowboys, Mustache yearbook after the jump.
EDIT (12:29 AM): Forgot about Zach, just added him.  Check it out if you haven't seen it.

Rub-a-Dub-Dub

Say what you will, but these legs haven't felt better all season than since this bobsled ice bath.

Deepest Appologies

Sorry for the no post Sunday, I found myself buried in homework and post college life planning in the Library all day. Literally all day.... but i did fart one time with my head phones on... though I was too scared to look around and see if anyone heard.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Misericordia and Patty Mayonnaise

What does Misericodia U. and Patty Mayonnaise have in common?
Both had Zach soaking wet on Saturday afternoon.

(Good thing he found goggles)

Misericodia because it was poring out, Patty because... well if you know about Zach and Patty, at Misericordia sophomore year we all learned about his strange childhood fascination with her.  If you don't know what I'm talking about, then just don't worry about it.

Anyway, if you haven't seen, we won 21-4 led by Kevan's 7 goals, Baden's 5, and Keiper's 1.
(Is it just me or does this picture look sensual?)

Check out Zach's cartoon look alike after the jump

Quote that Photo Paul and Coach

Gosh this is incredible:


Click the picture for the full size image, then leave us a comment for Paul or coach, or both

Car Crash

For anyone who no longer lives here at Messiah or for those who still haven't heard, our superlative for who is most likely to get in a car accident came true Thursday night:



Apparently coach crashed his car into Furm's car in TT lot.


Friday, April 15, 2011

NHL Playoffs

The NHL playoffs kicked off on Wednesday night, and with three B003 Roomies being hockey fans, It's kind of important. Well Petters is once the playoffs start, and I'm sure if the Caps make it to the Cup Rod will claim to be cheering for them all along... Anyway, I digress; the other day i stumbled upon (not stumbleupon'ed) a Sports Pickle link about NHL playoff teams I thought I'd share.  Also, if you follow the NBA, this one is pretty funny too.


#oohaahsabresonthewarpath

Also, new pics on Miller3 if you havent already seen.

Rockstar

Rock out with your....

Thursday, April 14, 2011

WV Episode 3: Day Two

This one proves to be my favorite short story of the trip thus far, and I'm sure it'll be yours as well.



Classic DQ Pete after the jump


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Falcons Bag Blue Jays

Check out what alum Morgan Kupfer thought of the game over on his blog Tight Lined Tales of a Fly Fisherman



And be sure to check back by nights end for a post game interview with the man himself Matt McD.

Edit (10:50 PM): Holler at your boy Sean Keiper, MAC Defensive Player of the Week

Video interview, Kim Phipps' Facebook status, and the fan who couldn't keep his shirt on after the jump.... sorry for Marla's interruption.

EDIT (12:55 AM): Check out Kelly Phipps showin love on Facebook too

Happy Thoughts 2

Round 2 of Happy Thoughts with Alex Wissler.



Video after the jump

Training Room Torment

Sproles was able to sneak this shot of Elcock the other day as he was beeing hooked up to some soft of torture device in the training room:


They said it was for his back, I say they did it because hes black.

Coach On Coach Action

A big win for the team early last night as coach stepped up to the plate (or table) and took down H. Greer, the womans coach in a game of ping pong up on Orchard Hill.  Despite coaches poor warm up performance (all a part of the plan) making her think he was a ping pong slouch, he hustled her to sweep the best of three series.


Video highlights after the jump.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

NARP Volleyball

Being a student at Messiah College, warm weather means one thing... volleyball.
With some great spy work from a B003 Room neighbor, we present to you some highlights from everyones favorite crab-like volleyball player... he may spend his summers on the beach, but he certainly doesn't play volleyball while he's there.



Video after the jump.

A Classic Case of Who Done It

Wheres Leonardo DiCaprio when you need to solve a mystery? (Inception, The Departed, Shutter Island)



Who left this mess in the toilet?
Could it have been Kara who clogged the girls toilet next door earlier last night?
Jeschke who is probably still trying to get back at us because we live in the apartment he wanted?
I don't even know what it is... diarrhea? Vom? Corn?

Whoever you are, where ever you are, watch your back because if we catch you on or around our toilet again it wont be pretty.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Ill Be Your Huckelberry

Mustache, thug beanie, baby cone, Bill Cosby sweater, earring!



So many options, gotta have a quote for this.  Give 'em to us after the jump

3 Alum 1 Cup

Post FDU game interview with Feltner, Nate, and Brent as they enjoy a tall cool glass of southern style sweet tea.


Sorry for the week + delay but one of my roommates, whose name I will not mention, failed to fully cooperate and thus I am just able to post this video now at 11:30 in the afternoon.

Check it after the jump

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Falcons Fly By Eagles

Despite another sloppy fourth quarter, Messiah holds on to take the it 11-10.
Check out Mcd's post game interview with the B003 - Phil + Sean, after the jump.
Click to View Full-Screen Image



Falcon Game Day

Messiah v Eastern, 7pm, Anderson.


With weather being in the 50s at game time and only slim chance of rain, we hope expect to see you there.

Edit 12:06 pm
Gonna be a battle between birds of prey under the lights

New Lax Calander

Click Here or click the image for the full size if you want to set it as your background.
Enjoy.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Video of The Day

Jess Roger Rogers recites pi as far as he can remember.
Sure he may have been academically in-eligible last year, but hes got the memory of a elephant
3.141592653589793238462643332795008841979328836439938281...

Photo of The Day


Yep thats coach on the roof and Paul's full moon.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Random Video of The Day

Julian Smith's Techno Jeep

Be sure to check out the rest of his videos on his YouTube page
- I recommend Pre-Blessed Food

Quote that Photo Grant and Greg

Grant and Greg getting a little too close for comfort



Comment your best caption

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

WV Day One




The long awaited, the second video to our WV Spring Break 11 series, The First Day on Site.
Check it after the jump.


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Happy Birthday Katie

Today (4/5) was our Neighbor Katie's birthday.




If you see her around tomorrow, make sure to wish her a happy belated birthday.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Happy Thoughts

The first in a hopefully long series, Happy Thoughts, with Alex Wissler:



Hope you don't mind the big picture, who cant get enough of that face?

Video after the jump


Quote that Photo 4

Kitty Kat, Purr.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Zach G / Hangover 2 Trailer

Check out Zach Galifinakis (sp?) killin it on SNL and then in the Hangover 2 trailer after the jump.  Does not appear to disappoint.



Saturday, April 2, 2011

Top 10 MC Laxtitutes


Laxtitute:
[lax – tuh – toot]
noun
1.      A hybrid of prostitute and Lax, ergo, one who gives herself out only to lax bros.
2.      One attracted to sweet lettuce and those who rip top chedd.  The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.

Every school’s got ‘em. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors (though mostly Caucasian).  They’re in your bio class and your math class, sometimes you don’t even know it, but they sit behind you in class.

Though most MC laxtitutes aren’t racy like real laxtitutes, this is a non-morally degrading list of our favorite laxtitutes over the past four years.

(Just to reiterate so I can make myself clear, If your reading this and find your name in it, don’t take offense, we mean this in the most respectful and appreciative way possible)

Friday, April 1, 2011

Human Centapeid

For those of you who haven't seen it, heres a diagram from the movie to describe it for you


The other day we walked in on the girls from next door, only to find them re-enacting the movie on our couch.

Photo after the jump